As promised, here's the first round of photographs. Images by Drake's father, comments by me, Del Spaig, Webmaster and Googlist of the Realm.
The heap, in all its dilapidated glory.
The heart. The powerhouse. The engine.
A large pile of crap. Oh, and there's some stuff in it.
Drake, having improper thoughts.
Holy crap, Drake. Your car has leprosy.
It sees into your soul...